heartsofthebroken: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? Best post on tumblr.
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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ilooklikeanundertaker: Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother 11 million 12 million
birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...
blastoises: no noooo noooooo noooooooonnnnooooooooooo nnnooooooooooooo